The Guardian. Gripping action-drama or horrible remake sans hit soundtrack album? While getting the DVD ready for its release tomorrow at the video store, I was reminded of what I thought when I saw the trailer:
I half expected some tender moment between the two leads to be underscored with Christina Aguilera’s version of Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You”. It’s The Bodyguard with hot military uniforms.
And playing the role made famous by Whitney Houston — Ashton Kutcher.
I haven’t seen The Guardian, but I imagine it’s as annoying as this:
(I must admit I stole the idea for the above annoyance from the guys at Oddville; however, I had to recreate it myself and I added some other things to make it extra annoying. You know, because nothing is too good for you — my readers.)