One Sentence Review: Watchmen
Movie-Goer Review: Even with its slight changes and slow moments, it was still an enjoyable study of the dark side of humanity through the eyes of an alternate timeline.
Fanboy Review: They never showed Laurie Jupiter smoke once! I mean, she’s smokes like Chris Evans as The Human Torch. This missing detail completely changed the feel of the character from hard-edged super babe to “oh my god!” sorority girl. How could they miss this? Because they don’t want kids to take up smoking something that looks like a haute couture crack pipe? Hello, people! It’s rated ‘R’. Kids can’t even get in. Duh. Totally ruined it for me. Worst. Movie. Ever.
(Yeah, like a fanboy could do a one-sentence review)
Rating System: Full-Price Ticket, Matinee, Wait For DVD, Late-Night Cable Fodder, I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera