Tomorrow: A Day That Will Only Happen Once A Century

Here finally is an event that requires you to sit in front of your computer and update your social network: The International Day of the Punchline! Bonus: it has the prestige of only happening once every 100 years. Granted there were no Internet social networks before now so people had to celebrate at the social clubs in person (*shudder*). Besides, who knows if the human race will even be around on July 8, 3009 to celebrate again — like we’ll care.

It’s easy. Think of one or more of your favorite jokes and make the punchline your status update. I’ve already got a list of them that I love like:

  • Coz it was dead
  • Take away its credit card
  • The pigs are in the truck and one of them is honking the horn

See? It’s fun!

Now here’s to hoping that this will be more viral than Homo sapiens next time around thus keeping my legacy intact. Like you’ll care.

Listening to: “Jupiter, The Bringer of Jollity” – Holst
London Symphony Orchestra & Sir Colin Davis - Holst: The Planets - The Planets, Op. 32: IV. Jupiter, the Bringer of Jollity

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