20-Point Rapture To-Do List

1. Go out to parking lot
2. Get in car
3. Drive real far
4. Drive all night until seeing a strange light
5. Get shot dead/have head eaten by man from Mars
6. Eat cars
7. Eat bars
8. Be pure
9. Take tour through sewer
10. Don’t strain brain
11. Paint train
12. Sing in rain
13. Don’t stop to punk rock
14. Have party televised
15. Go to space so as not to hassle the human race
16. Hip hop
17. Blast off (see #15)
18. Stop eating cars
19. Stop eating bars
20. Start guitar-only diet

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