OSR: Underworld: Awakening

One Sentence Review: Underworld: Awakening

Bad enough for great MST3K-style jokes yet good enough to be an entertaining diversion, the aging Underworld series at least continues to make Beckinsale look hot in a black, leather corset.

Rating: Matinee for fans of the series; Wait for DVD for fans of action; Late-Night Cable Fodder for everyone else

Rating System: Full-Price Ticket, Matinee, Wait For DVD, Late-Night Cable Fodder, I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera

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