OSR: The Conjuring

One Sentence Review: The Conjuring

The Conjuring is a story of a mother so tired of her five bratty daughters she creates an immensely elaborate ghost-witch-demon story as an alibi to kill off a couple of them.

Rating: Wait for Digital (5/10)

Rating System: Needs IMAX 3-D Glasses (10), Full-Price Ticket (9-8), Matinee (7-6), Wait For Digital (5-4), Late-Night Cable Fodder (3-2), I’ve Made Better Films With My Ass Camera (1)

2 thoughts on “OSR: The Conjuring

  1. A fun movie, can’t lie about that. Didn’t get too scared all that often, but I jumped more than I remember jumping during a horror movie in quite some time. Good review.

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